logorrhea5mip:

Keep reading

plastidecor:

smoqueen:

avvocarlo:

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

probablybadrpgideas:

Take a page out of Asterix and send your players on a quest to acquire Permit Form A38 from town hall.

3000s:

3000s:

walter wise

just-a-humble-garbagecan:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

viejospellejos:

depsidase:

sandmandaddy69:

probablybadrpgideas:

I am actually the opposite of a fungus in that you can actually only kill me in a way that matters, because human life is intrinsically valuable.

So write that down first of all.

kleefkruid:

kleefkruid:

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”

Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

cyanampersand:

cyanampersand: